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پنجشنبه 16 خرداد 1392 :: نویسنده : . ..

به گزارش ظهور۱۲ به نقل از عصر ایران : در پی انتقاد برخی کاندیداهای حاضر در مناظره به سوالات تستی مجری برنامه و تنها دقایقی بعد از اتمام مناظره ، اولین پیامک طنز در این باره منتشر شد که نشان دهنده طبع ظریف و شوخ ایرانی هاست:

احتمالاً مرحله بعد مناظره ، به هر نفر یه جمله می دن که شش بار تکرار کنند
مثلا: شیش سیخ جیگر سیخی شیش هزار!

یکی دیگر نیز نوشت:

در این مناظره تنها جای مرحوم نوظری کم بود! که از شرکت کنندگان !! بپرسد از کی بپرسم و جناب غرضی بگویند: از خودم بپرسید! ما نفهمیدیم این مسابقه هفته بود یا مناظره؟

برخی هم اینگونه نوشتند :

یک و یک و یک، دو و دو و دو… ده و ده و ده، مناظره‌ی محله

صدا و سیما: کاندیداهای محترم تا ساعت ۲۳ فردا شب فرصت دارند کاردستی های خود را تحویل دهند!

تکرار مناظره ی نامزدها؛ فردا ساعت ۱۸ در شبکه ی پویا!

به دلیل پخش برنامه مفرح «مناظره ها» تا اطلاع ثانوی برنامه «خنده بازار» تعطیل شد!

مراحل بعدی مناظرات: کشیدن نقاشی با آبرنگ/ طناب کشی/ حبس نفس/ زووو/ ماست خوری!





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