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سه شنبه 4 شهریور 1393 :: نویسنده : . ..

داستان عمل کردن دماغ در این روز ها داستان هر روزه هست و معلوم نیست چرا خیلی ها با این داده خدادای مشکل دارند و دنبال عمل کردن دماغ هستند. جالبه که بعضی افراد حتی نام شان را هم عوض می کنند. این موضوع خمیرمایه اشعار طنزی به لهجه بیرجندی شده استکه تقدیم می گردد :

فریبا کرده اسم خور سکینه
دماغ خور عمل کرده پرینه
بِرفته  بعد  ازو  لیپو تراپی
دگه مایه که شق مورنبینه

((ابراهیم اشراقی))

چِنو دل مو مسوزه بر سکینه/ مسلمو نشنوه کاَفر نبینه

برفتن فحته خوندن تو دماغی/سزای اَدم ناَشی همینه

((محمد نوخنجی))

ولی دل مو مسوزه بُر فریبا / خودو کارون ناجور و عجیبا

 فریبا گر سکینه بُد نمیکرد /  از ای کارون ناجور و فریبا

((محمود مسعودی))

  قد و بالا سکینه کَلغَری شو / دماغی مثل قوری یَک بری شو

خودو لنگون سیخیایر نمایوم / الایی هرچه خاکه ورسری شو

((ابراهیم اشراقی))

قد وبالای سکینه خو فشن بو/ قیافی سیخ ای خیل خشن بو

دماغ خور عمل کرده چه فایده/ امید شوهری تو خاک و شن بو

((محمود مسعودی))

بقربون سراچه ی زینه زینه/ گل رو ماه مقبول سکینه

دماغی مثل باربی خوش تراشه/ که فرزان داغ او هرگز نبینه

((فرزان طوفان))

خدا ره شکر که مقبول شد سکینه/ دماغی مثل باربی شد نمونه

از ای ور بد بدونی مردم شر/ فریبا اسم خور خاکرد سکینه

((محمود مسعودی))

سکینه پشکش همه ای شمایو/دماغی عیب داره یاکه پاَیو

دگه تو سن پنجاپنج به باَلا / پی سُوزه مگَردَی توی کاَیو

((محمد نوخنجی))

 





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